All I Want For Christmas | Real Estate Humor

Posted by Joan Lonergan on Saturday, December 10th, 2016 at 11:42am.

 

A Real Estate Parody of "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

Sometimes inspiration strikes at the strangest of times! Last Saturday we were busy preparing for our annual Holiday get together at my partner, Candida Ellis' house, and it STRUCK! At three in the morning I was chuckling to myself like Saint Nick himself as I wrote this little parody of "All I Want For Christmas Is You". We take our business pretty seriously, but what better time is there to let go of that, let loose, and get silly than the Holiday Party? Here I am, joined by Candida and our awesome team of Managers and Staff "singing" my masterpiece. We may not be the most put-together choir but we make a great team! 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 

"May your walls know joy, May every room hold laughter, and every window open great possibility." 

 


Realtor’s “All I want for Christmas”

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want to sell your home
More than you could ever know
Sign and we are through, its
all I want this Christmas from you 

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need, and I
Don't care ‘bout the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a car on Christmas day
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Buy a house this Christmas or two

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow, but I
Can’t just keep on waiting
Till you trust me, cause I know
You should buy the house I sent you
To your phone explaining why
I won’t even stay awake
To see your midnight text reply
'Cause I just want a call tonight
telling me that I am right
What more can I do
To sell a house this Christmas to you

All the lights shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of buyers
searching fills, the air
And all the realtors rushing
I hear those cell phones ringing
Santa won't you bring me
The one I really need
Won't you send a real buyer who’ll buy please

I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna have a closing
Right inside the lawyers’ door
I want you to buy a home
More than you could ever know
Make your dreams come true
Baby buy a house this Christmas for you
Buy a house this Christmas for you

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